| Happy’s not a faucet that’ll flow when a handle is turned
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| I wanna handle my shit, but it hasn’t occurred
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| I need the stamina, keep on like my grandmama
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| When I’m not on camera I gotta be a man of my word
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| And be a greater guy, not some thin-as-paper guy
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| Like the times that Georgie Porgie kissed the girl
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| And made her cry, saying, see ya later, bye
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| Shit I say is pretty strange
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| Coming back for Christmas and we bitch on how the city changed
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| Fuck it, man, we’re changing too, look at what we going through
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| Mama used to buy me shirts she said that I would grow into
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| But it’s draping on me like an apron or a cape, a great tsunami wave of cotton
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| that I’m caught in that she bought at Ross—I know the cost of it was probably
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| awesome but my style is sorta sloppy
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| I’ll fit it when I blossom like a California Poppy
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| The tears are freezing on my cheek in Boston out in Copley
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| And I don’t really know why, no I don’t really know why
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| All you can do, is
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| So pour that liquor out. |
| I never chickened out
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| But if I got to make a second pick I’d take a different route
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| But a grip of my decisions pretty Mickey Mouse
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| I tried to join the 27 Club, they kicked me out
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| It was like I’m limping into heaven while my dick is out
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| And there’s Amy Winehouse sitting on a cloud and drinking stout
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| But she spits it out the moment I come gliding in
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| She’s all like, «come on Joplin, who the fuck invited him?!
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| Hide all of the Heinekens!"No, they don’t know my name
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| My heart is lowkey broken so I’m taking Novocain
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| And Jimmy Morrison the doors, and Brian Jones, you know, the Stones
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| Are joking, toking on a roach playing a poker game
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| I know that I’m a bastard. |
| The walls are alabaster
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| Jimi plays his Stratocaster jamming out with Kurt Cobain
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| They’re playing Purple Rain, or maybe Purple Haze
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| And Kurt says, «How the fuck they let this jerk in with his hurtful ways?»
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| I try to jump and spread my wings like I’m a bird of prey
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| But I hit the earth and break a mothafucka’s vertebrate (hey)
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| I guess I’m fucking up the blueprint for success
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| Woke up in the hospital with Jimi’s bootprints on my chest
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| This recklessness, no common senses
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| I Kamikaze, there’s consequences
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| I don’t condone it, but I did it, I’ma own it
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| I’ve been living for the moment gotta go (go!)
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| Cause |