| Swing, out of your shoes
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| And if you should lose this time
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| Keep on swinging and swinging and soon
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| When you connect
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| With all of your strength
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| Look up and you might see a dent in the moon
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| Yeah, you see them craters?
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| That was ‘cause a kid said there’d be none greater
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| In ten years Hammering Hank was at the plate launching balls into space saying
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| see ya later
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| Skinny as a toothpick but he got a knack
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| Watch him swing a broomstick at a bottlecap
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| Watch him rinse and repeat till he’s on the map
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| Going from the cheap seats to the autographs
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| Papa put a bat in my hand and all he said was never ever, ever, ever rock a
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| Dodger hat
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| And whether you win or you didn’t you gotta be getting dirty
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| And we better send your jersey to the laundromat
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| It was in the cards
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| I knew someday I’d be a big league star
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| Playing second base for the Giants wearing number 9 rocking knee-high socks
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| If I just worked hard
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| Swing, out of your shoes
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| And if you should lose this time
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| Keep on swinging and swinging and soon
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| When you connect
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| With all of your strength
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| Look up and you might see a dent in the moon
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| We had our 6th grade baseball tryouts on the basketball courts
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| So a fastball—had hops
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| We didn’t have a grass field and so coach hit us grounders
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| Off the asphalt—I dropped
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| A lot and so he hit ‘em faster and I took ‘em off my ankles
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| Yelling that’s all you got?
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| And when I saw my name on the roster I went insane
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| Like I was sniffing bath salts, I’m not—here to play soft
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| I’ll go beastmode on a piñata and bite its motherfucking face off
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| Until it rains candy out of its neck-hole
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| I don’t go flexing my pecs, or get swole
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| I wasn’t the fastest
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| And when I moved it kinda looked like I was running through molasses—true
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| It’s silly to give a shit about a game but earth
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| Is a little ball that’s spinning on its axis—too
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| Swing, out of your shoes
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| And if you should lose this time
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| Keep on swinging and swinging and soon
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| When you connect
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| With all of your strength
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| Look up and you might see a dent in the moon
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| I wasn’t cut out for the bigs, guess I been a fool
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| And middle school was just a bit of cruel ridicule
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| But when you step into the ranks of the man
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| It’s like they push you from the high dive to the kiddie pool (thanks)
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| It’s time to ballroom waltz that plank
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| We’re little minnows in a small shark tank
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| You try to swim without getting blood in the water
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| But you’re all heart and guts like a ballpark frank
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| Never an all-star
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| I had to keep score
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| If I were perfect I would quit and join the Peace Corps
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| I’m not a hero, if I didn’t try my doubts eat at me
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| Like I’m a carcass on the sea floor
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| So say this shit is too corny
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| It tastes better to me than, ‘ooh poor me'
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| I’m just trying to sing a different tune
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| And then fit into a world that didn’t have room for me
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| Swing, out of your shoes
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| And if you should lose this time
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| Keep on swinging and swinging and soon
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| When you connect
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| With all of your strength
|
| Look up and you might see a dent in the moon
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| Swing, out of your shoes
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| And if you should lose this time
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| Keep on swinging and swinging and soon
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| When you connect
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| With all of your strength
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| Look up and you might see a dent in the moon |