| Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)
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| Starbucks where the skate rink stood
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| It’s a fixture (it does no good)
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| (I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Wrote congress (it did no good)
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| Read scripture (it did no good)
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| You could take a picture or knock on wood
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| (fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| I’m getting Hummus, hummus
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| I’m getting hummus, hummus
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| I’m at the park playing dodgeball
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| Drinking San Pellegrino like it’s Cristal
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| No school, alcohol
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| Living no rules—Calvinball
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| You wanna brawl? |
| Ho please
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| I sprinkle you with some goat cheese
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| I get it straight from the fuckin’ farm
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| I even put goat cheese in my lucky charms
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| I’m at the taco truck looking like a mack
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| I roll my Rs hard like I’m busting off a gat
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| It’s like, “hola mama, I’m your papa”
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| May I please have dos Horrrrrrrrrchatas?
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| I’m like brap brap brap!
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| When I smack your ass fast with my backpack strap
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| Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)
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| Starbucks where the skate rink stood
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| It’s a fixture (it does no good)
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| (I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Wrote congress (it did no good)
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| Read scripture (it did no good)
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| You could take a picture or knock on wood
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| (fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Pencil to the neck, razor to your innertube
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| Bullet to your disrespect, I hate your hipster attitude
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| Your whole chassez, acting like you own us with your whole passé
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| Dance around the issue patna, no plié
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| But you’ll get broke for that French shit, so cassé
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| And you can put that in your lit mag and your Tumblr blog
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| Eat it with the bacon off your farm fresh hog
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| Sip it like Kombucha, hope your last meal suit ya
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| Do-gooder types, commuters on bikes
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| Brooding 20-somethings with the coolest of “likes”
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| You be loving on my city like johns
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| Rubbing on her titties leaving money in palms
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| Our rumbling guts can only hunger so much
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| Plus we redundantly blunted in lieu of giving a fuck
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| We’ll cut you for the scratch
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| Leave in on a tee
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| And if we’ve done it properly you’re copping it from Treat, ‘cause
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| Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)
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| Starbucks where the skate rink stood
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| It’s a fixture (it does no good)
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| (I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Wrote congress (it did no good)
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| Read scripture (it did no good)
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| You could take a picture or knock on wood
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| (fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Look in the mirror and it’s clear I’ve become one of ‘em
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| Kill me please if I’m one of ‘em
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| I walk the block like I’m hot shit
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| I gentrified the corner store just buying hot chips
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| But now I’m caught red-handed
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| With this land so make me a dead bandit
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| And if you see me sipping at an open keg
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| Put me down like a horse with a broken leg
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| Rent’s up (That shit’s no good)
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| Starbucks where the skate rink stood
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| It’s a fixture (it does no good)
|
| (I know) kill a hipster (Save your hood!)
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| Wrote congress (it did no good)
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| Read scripture (it did no good)
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| You could take a picture or knock on wood
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| (fuck that) kill a hipster (Save your hood!) |