Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Please State the Nature of the Medical Emergency, artist -Date of issue: 31.12.2006
Song language: English
Please State the Nature of the Medical Emergency |
| I got a bladder infection on Rigel VII |
| A bladder infection, oh no |
| I got genital warts from Mr. Warf |
| I got genital warts, oh no |
| I need a rectal exam |
| From a hologram |
| I need some Corbomite |
| To kill my parasite |
| I need a hypo spray |
| So I won’t hear them say |
| «He's dead Jim» |
| I got a kidney stone |
| Help me Dr. Bones |
| I got a kidney stone, oh no |
| I got a rock in my **** |
| Help me Dr. Phlox |
| I got a rock in my ****, oh no |
| I got an STD from Dr. Pulaski |
| I got Syphilis from Tom Paris |
| I got Pubic Lice from Odo twice |
| I got Gonorrhea from Mr. Data |
| I got a case of Herpes from Beverly |
| I’ve had the runs for a year |
| Help me, Bashir |
| I got a ******* hemorrhoid as big as an android |
| A ******* hemorrhoid, oh no |
| I got constipation on a deep space station |
| Got constipation, oh no |
| I got a case of Tourette’s, **** |