Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Quarantine Boogie (Loco), artist - Walter Martin.
Date of issue: 14.04.2020
Song language: English
Quarantine Boogie (Loco) |
I was feeling weird |
I had a half-assed beard |
As I’d just about cleared a month of quarantine |
Been locked inside |
With my kids and my bride |
And a shrinking supply of dried kidney beans |
Two kids I’m home teachin' |
In a home I been bleachin' |
With a marriage that’s screeching to a grinding halt |
My savings got erased |
I can’t touch my face |
And the only place I feel safe is in a webinar |
Yeah I’ve gone a bit LOCO |
Spent the morning Cloroxing my last can of Budweiser |
Yeah I’ve gone a bit loco |
I spent the afternoon sanitizing my hand sanitizer |
I tried meditation |
But it led to frustration |
And vivid visualizations of the end of days |
So i tried learning karate |
Signed up for online pilates |
But when your life’s in the potty it’s hard to concentrate |
So now I’m sitting here |
Scratchin' my beard |
But all this existential fear has set my stomach off |
And the main side effect |
Of all this time to reflect |
Is we’ve gone through every last speck of Charmin extra soft |
Cuz I’m going a bit LOCO |
I clicked on the wrong house party link and started some family drama |
Yeah I’m going a bit LOCO |
Just watched some guy from death cab for cutie do a concert in his pajamas |
But the birds still sing |
And the bees still sting |
And I still refuse to watch Tiger King |
But I’m going a bit LOCO |
LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO |
But I’m going a bit LOCO |
LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO |
But I’m going a bit LOCO |
LOCO LOCO LOCO LOCO |