| Hey Matt, hey Matt
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| Here’s the thing
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| You know I love writing songs but I can’t sing
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| Need a little advice or something
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| Just a couple of pointers so I gave Matt a ring
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| I don’t want to waste your time
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| I’m sure your on the road, driving all night
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| But Matt I could use some advice
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| Cause I’ve been off key, all my life
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| It’s time I learned to sing, that’s why I’m giving you a ring
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| [Verse 2: Matt Berninger}
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| Hey Walt, hey Walt
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| Here’s the deal
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| If you sing too high it’s got no appeal
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| If you sing too low it don’t sound real
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| So close your eyes, Walt, and sing what you feel
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| You know Walt, I’ve got a little exercise we could try, repeat after me
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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| Okay that’s pretty good let’s try ah
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| Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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| And Walt don’t waste your time, singing about love and lonely nights
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| Cause no one’s gonna pay a dime to stand line to hear you whine
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| You gotta sing something new
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| Just try to keep it in tune
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| Lord knows that’s all I do
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| Hey Matt, I guess that’s all
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| You know I really appreciate you taking my call
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| For helping me out with my singing and all
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| You know Matt, you’ve got a very special voice
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| I admit, for this song, you weren’t my first choice
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| You see Matt I tried to get Randy Newman
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| Randy Newman never actually responded
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| Thanks for stepping in Matt, it really means a lot
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| Thanks Matt
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| Yeah I did actually
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| Yeah I know
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| I don’t really know, I’m thinking maybe he thought my organ playing was too
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| flashy or something
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| I don’t know, or maybe he’s not into hand-claps, you know
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| Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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| Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah |