| Oh and Now
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| The end is near
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| And I face that final curtain
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| So good-bye to strife
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| This is the last dance of my life
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| Lord of this I’m certain
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| I’ve been a sinner
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| I’ve been a saint
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| Done both good and evil deeds
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| Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends
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| And that’s good enough for me
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| Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive
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| Well if that’s true then why
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| Does there need to be a hell?
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| Hey, what’s that sulfury smell?
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| Now I can feel, the fire, creepin up my thigh
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| It’s a Bohemian Rhapsody
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| Oh, Galileo, mamma mia, Scaramouche, Scaramouche
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| Oh, Beelzebub’s got a devil put aside for me
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| With my flesh they’ll make a feast
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| I’m gonna be there in that number
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| That’s 666, the number of the beast
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| Well, at least I’ll have a view
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| Oh, I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire
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| Oh, don’t you worry, I saved a seat for You
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| And I might like it that way
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| No, this ain’t no lie, I’d rather be Kentucky Fried
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| Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| I’d pray if I had the guile
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| No, this ain’t no fib
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| I’d rather be a splatter on the Devil’s bib
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| 'Cause on my knees repentent ain’t my style
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| I’m goin to Hell, in a handbasket
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| Oh please don’t pray for me
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| No I don’t need to be saved, of the devil I ain’t afraid
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| There ain’t nothin' he can do that ain’t already been done to me
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| I’m going to Hell in a handbasket
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| And I’ll have good company too
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| 'Cause if I was so bad, then there’s no need to be sad
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| 'Cause everybody else will be there too (including you)!
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| Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgive
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| The self-righteous who deceive
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| When your words they twist
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| We both know Hell don’t exist
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| Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe |