| Dogs are barking, birds are chirping
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| The only thing better if I was squirting
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| But there’s no one here to love on me today
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| For the maiden’s on holiday
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| For the maiden’s on holiday
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| I’m a sorry, sorry knight in a horrible castle
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| Hoping to avoid certain societal hassles
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| And I know what they say
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| But I ain’t made of clay
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| For the maiden’s on holiday
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| Yeah, the maiden’s on holiday
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| I ain’t nothing but chivalrous
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| Ain’t never been nothing nasty between us
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| She knows where she stands
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| On the heart of a broken man
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| I’m gonna be bad no matter what
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| So I might as well go on ahead
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| And act like a butt
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| Any ol' way, yeah, I’m still gonna pay
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| For the maiden’s on holiday
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| Yeah, the maiden’s on holiday |