| Anything we should know about your change?
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| We were strolling hand in hand
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| We were going to see the man
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| We were laughing at dapper Dan
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| We were happy as giant clams
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| But Calamity Jane ruined everything
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| With her body and brains
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| She lived up to her name
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| She was Calamity Jane
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| We were kissing beside the park
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| As the marquee sputtered and sparked
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| We were bumping our birthmarks
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| We were happy as lilting larks
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| But Society Sue, she had something to prove
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| And when she made her move
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| There was nothing to do
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| We just had to make room for
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| Society Sue |