Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Lick Myself, artist - Triumph The Insult Comic DogDate of issue: 03.11.2003
Song language: English
Lick Myself |
| To be a dog is to sit like a log |
| Watching people on the run |
| We don’t need your pity 'cause your life is shitty |
| We have the real fun |
| 'Cause I can lick myself, got to go |
| You guys have fun at the Broadway show |
| Lick myself, I’m the star |
| You guys have fun at the sushi bar |
| Lick myself, eat my ham |
| You guys have fun at the poetry slam |
| Lick myself, suck and squirt |
| You guys have fun at the Beck concert |
| They say that man is the higher species |
| Because of the opposable thumb |
| Well, man, I’ll pass on playing guitar |
| For the way that I can come |
| Yes, I can lick myself, wet my cock |
| Have a good time watching Schoolhouse Rock |
| Lick myself, taste my dick |
| You guys have fun at the Julia flick |
| Lick myself, self-fellate |
| You guys have fun on your double date |
| Lick myself, hydro-wank |
| Make sure you chat about Hilary Swank |
| So go ahead, man, and rule the world |
| And say you’re the master race |
| You can operate complex machinery |
| While I sit on my own face |
| I simply lick myself, douse my pole |
| You guys have fun at the Cotton Bowl |
| Lick myself, soak my meat |
| Have a good time at the staff retreat |
| Lick myself, wash my tool |
| Have a good time at the cooking school |
| Lick myself, polish my knob |
| You guys have fun with your finger job |
| I know an old setter who is a bedwetter |
| He’s deaf and has brittle hair |
| His hip is shot and he pukes a lot |
| But he don’t fucking care |
| He can still lick himself, got to fly |
| You guys have fun renting Cable Guy |
| Lick myself, grease my rod |
| You guys have fun reading Joyce on the quad |
| Tell 'em, bitch! |
| (female voice) Oh, I couldn’t! |
| (Triumph) Sing it! |
| (female voice) All right! |
| Lick myself, munch my rug |
| Have a good time in your Volkswagen Bug |
| Lick myself, chug my poon |
| Try to have fun on your honeymoon |
| (Triumph) Lick myself, bathe my balls |
| You guys have fun making conference calls |
| Lick myself, I’m my own lunch |
| Have a good time making pineapple punch |
| (female) Lick myself, chew my hair |
| Have a good time at the Lilith Fair |
| Lick myself, tongue my tang |
| Have a good time at your friend’s shebang |
| (Triumph) Lick myself, slurp my scope |
| (together) You guys have fun with your hand, and your bottle of liquid soap! |