| Stoker is a boy in blue
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| And he must be the worst
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| He’s a copper!
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| Stoker someday he’ll get you
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| But you won’t be the first
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| He’s a copper
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| He’s a police constable
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| That makes us feel uncomfortable
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| He’s a copper
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| No more football in the street
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| Or neckin with your girlfriend
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| Stoker’s on the beat again…
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| He’s a Bobby he’s a joker
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| He’s a Bobby we want dead
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| He’s a Bobby, P.C. |
| Stoker why
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| Can’t we have a decent copper
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| Proper copper instead?
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| Stoker loves to see a fight
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| He really goes to town
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| He’s a copper
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| Stoker’s smiling with delight
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| He’s took somebody down
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| He’s a copper
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| He’ll prove you guilty in the court
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| You’ll wish that you had never fought
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| A copper
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| Don’t cry or shout or scream or yell
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| There’s nothing you can do
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| When Stoker’s in the cell with you
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| The United Team supporters
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| Have invaded the pitch
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| That’s P.C. |
| Stoker’s quaters so
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| He finds his talky switch
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| I need some help down here boys
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| There’s punks and skinheads too
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| And we all hate P.C. |
| Stoker &
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| We hate the boys in blue
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| Stoker’s rather fed up coz
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| There’s no one else to nick
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| He’s a copper
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| Someone soon will kick his head in
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| Just you wait n’see
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| It needs somebody tough
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| Coz we’ve all had enough
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| Yes it needs somebody tough
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| But I think it won’t be me |