| Ran over by a bus up the high street
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| Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet
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| The driver shouts Oi! |
| are you alright
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| But Dougy’s on his way
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| Dougy then has a little mishap
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| When a geezer comes along and gives him a slap,
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| Dougy said it’s wise that you apologize
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| Or else you’ll face D D D Dougy
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| Beware, beware, beware, beware,
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| Never never mess with Dougy Bell
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| Beware beware beware beware
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| Never never mess with him
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| D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy
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| Or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy.
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| Dougy’s getting sick of burglaries
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| He’s changed all the locks
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| And he’s bought new keys
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| He’s gonna get the robber no matter what it takes
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| He’s gonna die
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| Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed
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| Some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head
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| Fifteen vilains or maybe even more
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| Ran when they saw D D D Dougy
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| Dougy’s in the back room playing pool
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| He’s lost five quid but he keeps his cool
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| Dougy is a winner he’ll not be beat
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| So the game goes on.
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| Half an hour later when the poolroom’s in a wreck
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| The opposition tries to stick something down his neck,
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| He began the cry cause he was gonna die
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| Cause he fooled with D D D Dougy |