| I was getting dressed late one night
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| Along came a spider and I got a fright
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| Oh I could not squash it flat
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| No matter how I tried
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| And when it looked me in the eye
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| I ran away to hide…
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| I put on me Doctor Martin shoes
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| A battle with the spider that I wasn’t gonna loose
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| A kick from the left a kick from the right
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| I was on the floor but I was alright
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| It was gonna be a long long night
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| Spiders in the dressing room
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| Spiders everywhere
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| Spider in the dressing room beware
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| (repeat twice)
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| Things were getting hot and I had to take a chance
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| The spider got impatient
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| Started crawling up me pants
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| I shook it off me legthump it hit the ground
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| Everything was silent so I didn’t make a sound
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| I crossed the room as happy as can be
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| I had killed the spider now it couldn’t bother me
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| But with me arm on the light
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| He was there ready for a fight
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| It was gonna be a long long night
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| It was getting late and the spider wasn’t dead
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| An audience had gathered round
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| AndI was going red
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| I put a jam jar on the floor
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| The spider crawled inside it
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| I screwed the lid back on the top
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| And threw the jar outside
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| At a party late that night
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| Everything was bright and gay
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| We played all our pop records and danced the night away
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| Early in the morning came a knocking at the door
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| I opened it slowly guess what I saw
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| It was gonna be a long long night… |