| Keith works every night & day
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| Honesty’s his goal
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| But Keith’s a thief coz he’s
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| Still claiming dole
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| What a fiddler Keith is
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| He thinks he won’t be caught
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| But Keith is gonna end up in court
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| The SS men will knock on the door
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| And Keith won’t be working no more
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| Keith Keith Keith’s a thief…
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| He’s making money on the sly
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| Which he does not declare
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| No invoices or reciepts anywhere
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| Locked in the room with the C.I.D
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| Rather you Keith than me…
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| Keith Keith Keith’s a thief…
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| Keith is Keith is Keith’s a thief
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| A rip off and a con
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| Keith is Keith is Keith’s a thief
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| And he’s still signing on
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| Keith is Keith is Keith’s still signing on
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| I’m not decietful he does say
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| I tell them all the facts
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| But Keith’s a thief
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| Coz he dodges the tax
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| The PH team will get Keith
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| Coz will all know that Keith’s a thief |