Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Coming Up $hort, artist - Too Short. Date of issue: 22.01.1995
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Coming Up $hort |
| Bitches keep comin up $hort |
| Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort |
| (Bitch!) |
| Too $hort, Too $hort |
| Now fuck around and get a five finger hand plant |
| Straight across your face |
| To make sure all you bitches understand it |
| That I’m a pimp-mack-player-ass nigga |
| Not a gentleman |
| Ain’t gonna be no sucker-ass swindlin |
| I know ya starving bitch what you gone eat? |
| Just because I picked you up I guess you waitin on me |
| It ain’t goin be that, you shoulda ate or brought’cha ass a plate |
| Cos on this date we just fuckin till it’s late |
| I ain’t Romeo, Prince Charming or a knight in shining armour |
| I’m only out to fuck a bitch, fuck tryin to charm her |
| I treat a fine ass bitch like dirt |
| No money in her purse, a fuck is all it’s worth |
| Lookin hella good in the club like a ho |
| Bitch, you need to go find a nigga to buy some mo' drinks |
| At the bar, fill you up with Long Islands |
| While I be all in your face tryin to fuck smilin |
| Cos Short Dawg’ll never cater to you hoes |
| And if you ain’t fuckin I say «Later» to you hoes |
| So if you bitches gotta plot |
| You better get gonna get shot fuckin with Short Dawg |
| Bitches keep comin up $hort |
| Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort |
| (Bitch!) |
| Bitches be like rabbits wantin' diamonds and carats |
| See my car, see my house, and they think I’ma share it |
| I ain’t never been a mark bitch, you too bossy |
| Wanna drive my car closed-up, that’s when you lost me |
| I tell a bitch real quick, I ain’t no Tootsie Roll |
| All you good fo' is some head and some pussy, ho! |
| And if the pussy and the head tight, we fuckin' twice |
| Cos Short Dawg ain’t nuttin nice |
| Bitch jumped in the car, asks me where we goin? |
| I’m Shorty the Pimp bitch, you goin hoin' |
| Fucked in the car with my pants and my jacket on |
| Raised up out the pussy, now I’m in the traffic |
| Now pussy still wet, got my dick in her hand |
| Lickin all around it, rollin through the flat lands |
| Stickin' to my script, never pussy-whipped |
| Seein' niggas with them bitches I done tossed and pimped |
| I use to break hoes for Scrilla when I was down now |
| I’m makin bank rolls for real-a and rockin town bitches |
| Livin large for a night, turn back into pumpkins |
| When I’m through fuckin', bitches leavin' with nothin' |
| Bitches keep comin up $hort |
| Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort |
| (Bitch!) |
| Too-Too $hort, Too $hort (Hoes can’t fuck with me) |
| (Bitch!)Too $hort |
| Now break it down to the beat one time! |
| Ol' School. |
| Tell ya lil' somethin about Shorty |
| I’m the East Oakland player, lovers are mooshy |
| I fuck a different ho a day and leave rubbers in pussy |
| Bitches keep lookin for some Too $hort nut |
| Squeezin on a rubber tryin ta pull it off and make it bust |
| Bitch might lose her mind if I raw-dick her |
| Get pregnant, move her in and make Ma and Pa richer |
| No more player, no Shorty the Pimp |
| I get paid, give her the check and get forty percent |
| All the homies talkin bad, head down, walkin sad |
| Got the broad livin with me, baby sayin «Dad!» |
| Sex played out and ol’Shorty’s bored, getting fat! |
| Then my bitch turn into a rat |
| I could try to mack again but the bitches won’t want me |
| 'Cause I’m all washed up, broke, fat and funky |
| Short Dawg is through, people call me Todd Shaw |
| All the rappers who was fake on the mic, got raw |
| Ugly hoes playin hard-to-get, sold all my cars |
| Now I ride the bus and shit |
| I had a '94 Lexus, Rolexes |
| I sold it all, now I can’t afford breakfast |
| I lost everything I worked to be |
| Never thought I’d be a trick, payin hoes to serve me |
| Shit! |
| Snap back came out of my dream |
| Shit can really happen if you know what I mean? |
| But fuck a wife biatch, stay away |
| Don’t wanna own a pussy, keep the babies on lay-away |
| Bitch thought I raw dicked, said it was mine |
| She didn’t know I fucked her with a dildo the whole time |
| Star-struck bitch seein dollar signs, she think the wad is fine |
| Playin games so I taught her mine |
| Tryin to play a player, got caught in a trap |
| Learnt a lesson from the game that I taught in my rap |
| Bitches keep comin up $hort |
| Fuckin with Too $hort, Too $hort |
| (Bitch!) |