Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Poops I'll Pick Up , by - Tituss BurgessRelease date: 23.07.2020
Song language: English
Poops I'll Pick Up |
| Around four? |
| Since yesterday |
| What?! |
| We need to get this dog returned as quickly as possible so people stop |
| tearing up my park |
| Wait! |
| Dad, can we sidebar? |
| I have a totally unrelated question |
| You know how you’ve always said we should get a dog? |
| I’ve never said that in my life, Cole |
| I know it looks like dog-napping behavior |
| But trust me dad, I’m this furry guy’s savior |
| Trapped up in the tower with only Bitsy to nuzzle |
| Shampagne is like- a way better Rapunzel |
| And it’s not like I took him, if anything he took me |
| He took my breath away when he was taking a pee |
| Putting aside, this is probably against the law |
| That’s just a tiny flaw |
| Son, you can’t have a dog |
| Let me keep this dog and I will never not walk him |
| I know that’s a double negative but I’m smart and |
| I’ll take him to the veterinarian when he’s ill |
| I’ll get some peanut butter to help him swallow his pill |
| Right now, he’s a lapdog in the lap of luxury |
| But he shouldn’t be cooped up |
| He should be out there running free |
| Look at his eyes, can’t you see that he’s sad, man? |
| I’ll clean up his poops |
| You can call me Mr. Bag Hands |
| Mr. Bag Hands? |
| When he poops, I’ll pick it up |
| You’ll pick it up? |
| I’ll pick it up |
| When he poops, I’ll pick it up |
| No, you won’t |
| I will, I love that dog |
| Son, we gotta think about the consequence |
| What if we are sent to doggy jail for this? |
| Can’t keep this dog |
| Papa, I believe this puppy’s heaven-sent |
| I promise to pick up his every excrement |
| He has a home |
| We have to give him back |
| I’ll take good care of him |
| We’ve been discussing that |
| We can’t keep him |
| That’s not part of the plan |
| We have to keep him |
| He makes me wanna be a better man |
| Please, Dad! |
| When he poops, I’ll pick it up |
| No |
| I’ll pick it up |
| When he poops, I’ll pick it up |
| Not that it matters, but no, you won’t |
| I love that dog |
| Son, we gotta think about the consequence |
| What if we are sent to doggy jail for this? |
| Can’t keep this dog |
| Papa, I believe this puppy’s heaven-sent |
| I promise to pick up his every excrement |
| (spoken) |
| All right, so it’s settled. |
| We’re keeping him |
| No, it seems like he’s gonna be really great to have around |
| No |
| He’s my best friend |
| Doesn’t matter |
| I love you, dad |
| I love you too, Son |
| We’re not keeping the dog |