Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Big House, artist - Tina FeyDate of issue: 31.12.2013
Song language: English
The Big House |
| Hit it boys |
| This is Russia’s premier state funded hotel |
| We’re very proud of our eclectic clientele |
| Excellence in service since 1932 |
| Don’t believe what you read in the online reviews |
| It’s the Big House |
| The perfect getaway |
| Welcome into the Big House |
| You’ll never get away |
| It’s no Hilton or no Hyatt |
| But you will have a riot |
| So please enjoy your stay |
| Here’s the dining room, the menu is minimal |
| What the cook does to the food is criminal |
| Pull up a seat frog, grab yourself a stool |
| May I recommend you try our famous gruel |
| In the Big House |
| You’ll never be alone |
| Life ain’t bad in the Big House |
| No, froggy, no |
| Check out after ten |
| Or eleven years |
| Make yourself at home |
| Accommodation is far superior |
| Than anything else you will find in Siberia |
| Let me know if there’s anything you need |
| Everything is free, money back guaranteed |
| In the Big House, you will not survive |
| When you arrive in the Big House, run for your life |
| It’s the Big House |
| The perfect getaway |
| Welcome into the Big House |
| You’ll never get away |
| For your security |
| I’ll keep the only key |
| Now please enjoy your stay |