Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Imperial Bathroom, artist - Tim Heidecker. Date of issue: 07.11.2017
Song language: English
Imperial Bathroom |
| What’s stronger than diamonds? |
| What’s tougher than US steel? |
| What comes out once a week |
| After Sunday’s meal? |
| It’s gonna kill him |
| It’s gonna knock him dead |
| When he pushes it out |
| His face turns red |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re coming out black |
| There’s too much KFC |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re hard as a rock |
| They’re as dense as can be yeah |
| Monday it’s Pizza Hut |
| Tuesday is Taco Bell |
| The rest of the week is steak overcooked |
| And some ice cream with a chocolate shell |
| Then he sits on the toilet |
| He’s like giving birth |
| A tight wad of faeces |
| The worst shit on earth |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re coming out black |
| There’s too much KFC |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re as hard as a rock |
| They’re dense as can be |
| And a steady supply of diet coke |
| Won’t loosen the load |
| And if it keeps it up |
| It’s guaranteed that his colon explodes |
| Just like Elvis Presley and Lenny Bruce |
| He’ll be making number two when it goes Vamoose |
| In mid-tweet |
| On the toilet seat |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re coming out black |
| There’s too much KFC |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re as hard as a rock |
| They’re dense as can be |
| Oh yeah yeah yeah |
| Trump’s dumps |
| They’re as hard as a rock |
| They’re as hard as a rock oh yeah |
| Woah woah woah |
| Trump’s dumps |