Lyrics Sentencing Day - Tim Heidecker

Sentencing Day

The coolest bars in town
Are giving drinks away
The coolest kids around
Aren’t going to work today
They might make it a holiday
The jury was 12 to none
The case was cut and dry
The only question remains is:
Will he live or die?
There are arguments for both sides
He’s old, let him rot in jail
He can ponder the choices he made
Let him shit and piss in a pail
Others want to see him hung
Out in the public square
Have his body bake in the sun
Have the wind toss his yellow hair
Either way, he’ll be gone
And we’ll all get to move on
For tomorrow is sentencing day