Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ballad of the Incel Man, artist - Tim Heidecker. Date of issue: 28.01.2019
Song language: English
Ballad of the Incel Man |
| I’m down in the basement |
| Making signs out of love |
| And there’s a big-time special guest tonight |
| Coming in from above |
| This town hasn’t seen such excitement |
| Since John Cena back in 0−9 |
| That arena is known for its wrestlin' matches |
| But tonight we’re gonna have ourselves a different kind |
| A different kind of good time |
| And I’m gonna take my mama |
| And her sister aunt Marie |
| And I hope I’ll find a like-minded girl |
| Tonight at the Trump rally |
| I’m gonna take a shower |
| And shave so I look good |
| Wear my «Hillary for Prison» shirt |
| Like a good boy should |
| Gonna show up there early |
| Watch the motorcade arrive |
| Gonna grill up some meat in the parking lot |
| They say the doors will open at five |
| Yeah, the doors will open at five |
| Got my picture of Obama |
| Which we’ll burn in effigy |
| But I hope I’ll find a like-minded girl |
| Tonight at the Trump rally |
| Maybe I’ll get to sit |
| Behind the man they love to hate |
| And watch him throw a fit |
| About problems I can’t contemplate |
| Oh, sometimes he scares me |
| When he goes on one of those rants |
| Sometimes I don’t know what he’s talking about |
| But it makes them liberals shit their pants |
| Oh, it makes them shit their pants |
| Oh, it gives them such trauma |
| And it makes us so happy |
| Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl |
| Oh, I really wanna find a like-minded girl |
| Yes, I just want to find a like-minded girl |
| Tonight at the Trump rally |