Lyrics Cooked Chinese Chicken - Tim Heidecker

Cooked Chinese Chicken

Can’t call it the White House anymore
Too many stains on that oval office floor
Blood and piss and semen and shit
Burn it all down
We’re done with it
Think of the lady who’d have to come in after this
Think of that dirty cheek she’d have to kiss
And some of the old guard are gonna throw a fit
Burn it all down
We’re done with it
Ain’t it a shame he’s too dumb for suicide
Too self-absorbed to fill with pride
You know I was reading the news
The other day about some
Trade deal we just made with the Chinese
We’re going to get to sell them
Some of our banking technologies
And in exchange, they’re gonna
Get to sell us some of their
Cooked poultry we so badly need
And it got me thinking
Woah, it got me thinking
Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken
Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart
Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken
Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart