Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cooked Chinese Chicken, artist - Tim Heidecker. Date of issue: 07.11.2017
Song language: English
Cooked Chinese Chicken |
| Can’t call it the White House anymore |
| Too many stains on that oval office floor |
| Blood and piss and semen and shit |
| Burn it all down |
| We’re done with it |
| Think of the lady who’d have to come in after this |
| Think of that dirty cheek she’d have to kiss |
| And some of the old guard are gonna throw a fit |
| Burn it all down |
| We’re done with it |
| Ain’t it a shame he’s too dumb for suicide |
| Too self-absorbed to fill with pride |
| You know I was reading the news |
| The other day about some |
| Trade deal we just made with the Chinese |
| We’re going to get to sell them |
| Some of our banking technologies |
| And in exchange, they’re gonna |
| Get to sell us some of their |
| Cooked poultry we so badly need |
| And it got me thinking |
| Woah, it got me thinking |
| Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken |
| Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart |
| Maybe some of that cooked Chinese chicken |
| Gonna make it’s way to his broken heart |