Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Ballad of ICE Agent Ray, artist - Tim Heidecker. Date of issue: 28.01.2019
Song language: English
Ballad of ICE Agent Ray |
| Down along the southern border |
| Rides Agent Ray |
| Been working for ICE for ten years |
| He hasn’t missed a day |
| He’s got a big old thermos filled with coffee |
| Or Mountain Dew if it’s the afternoon |
| And binoculars too |
| Over yonder on the golden horizon |
| Head and shoulders appear |
| It’s a family of four with women and children |
| Startin' to get near |
| He flashes his badge |
| Pulls his gun |
| Yells, «Get down on the ground, everyone |
| You’re coming with me |
| You’re coming with me» |
| Ray loads them into his paddy wagon |
| And he slams the door |
| The kids start rollin' and a-tumblin' |
| Their head hits the floor |
| Up in the cab, Ray calls it in |
| Just another Monday afternoon |
| What you gonna do? |
| Back in town at the detention center |
| Ray checks 'em in |
| Fingerprints them, stamps and collect 'em |
| He gets the next of kin |
| The kids go this way, the mamas go that |
| The kids go this way, the mamas go that |
| The kids go this way, the mamas go that |
| What you gonna do? |
| What you gonna do? |
| Back at home after a long day of workin' |
| Ray settles down |
| Pops a beer, sits in his chair |
| He takes a look around |
| Well, all he wants to do |
| Is sit back and watch cartoons |
| Wouldn’t you? |
| Wouldn’t you? |
| Wouldn’t you? |