| Pinto Award in Literature |
|---|
| Fake your death, plant a bomb |
| A note with a dental record |
| Move away, Dublin’s calling |
| Reserve a Euro ticket today |
| This life is boring me |
| I knew it ever since thirteen |
| Fake your death |
| Drive your Pinto to a pier on Lake Michigan |
| Jump a train, watch your Pinto |
| On the pier burst into flames |
| I’ll fake my death |
| Man, he’s so punk, writes his own zine |
| Does basement shows, plays in three bands |
| And he still finds time to love his mom’s wallet |
| Coffee House Leech |
