| «My girlfriend and I are quite poor. |
| So we crash funeral gatherings for the
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| free food
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| Hell, everybody’s so busy crying and consoling; |
| they don’t even notice us in
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| the coatroom pillaging their clothes and purses
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| It’s too bad that you can’t run very far on an orbiting space colony.»
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| I) Garden Greenroom, Battle Creek Funeral Simulation
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| Type writehead collide
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| Tap tap paper tie
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| Prolific benign. |
| Fill me throat cheap rye
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| I breathe a funeral foyer
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| Me with glue girl Margaret
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| Now she’s kissing me
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| We drink gin till we can’t see
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| Pâté brunch for symposium
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| Pink balloons drape the coffins
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| It reads no systole
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| I spill scotch on the body
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| Shit smile prom night
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| Rational hick life
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| Self-hypnosis guide
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| Exuberance lactize
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| I hear a song on the radio
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| So I spit on the dial
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| Now she’s kissing me
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| We snort scotch till we’re plastic
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| There’s a gimp with a yo-yo who say’s Pepsi owns Tokyo
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| He says pardon me
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| Let’s bury the body
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| Hey, hey let’s drive to the grave
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| Now our cars are a gay parade
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| He says, «Hey, hey
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| Let’s drive to the grave
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| We’ll bury meat on a rainy day.»
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| Human Landfill
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| I trip to walk
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| Margaret hands me a Librium, I say «thanks for the confidence
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| «Now she’s kissing me, my flask of Chaska’s empty
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| I stumble up to the podium, and push down the Reverend
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| They’ll yell, «Eulogy»
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| So I pass out on the body
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| Hey, hey fill in the grave
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| Shovel mud on a deity
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| I say, «Hey, hey
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| Fill in the grave, then steal the collection tray
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| Pack some mud on the pious meat
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| Pack some mud on Uncle Sam
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| God bless the grime |