i’ve tried, tried, tried
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and i’ve tried even more
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i’ve cried, cried, cried
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and i can’t recall what for
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i’ve pressed, i’ve pushed, i’ve yelled, i’ve begged
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in hope of some success
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but the inevitable fact is that
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it never will impress
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-cks have runneth dry,
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i’ve tried to go f-ck shopping
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but there’s no f-cks left to buy
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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though more f-cks i’ve tried to get,
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i’m over my f-ck budget and
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i’m now in f-cking debt
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i strive, strive, strive
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to get everything done
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i’ve played by all the rules
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but i’ve very rarely won,
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i’ve smiled, i’ve charmed, i’ve wooed
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i’ve laughed,
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alas to no avail
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i’ve run round like a moron,
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to unequivocally fail!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-ck fuse has just blown,
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i’ve been hunting for my f-cks all day,
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but they’ve upped and f-cked off home,
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-ck rations are depleted,
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i’ve rallied my f-ck army but
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it’s been f-cking defeated!
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the effort has just not been worth
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the time or the expense
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i’ve exhausted all my energy
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for minimal recompense
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the distinct lack of acknowledgment
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has now begun to gall
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and i’ve come to realize that i
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don’t give a f-ck at all!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-cks have flown away,
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my f-cks are now so f-cked off
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they’ve refused to f-cking stay!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-cks have gone insane
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they’ve come back round and p-ssed me
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while they’re f-cking off again!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-cks have all dissolved,
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i’ve planned many projects
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but my f-cks won’t be involved!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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my f-cks have all been spent,
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they’ve f-cked off from the building
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and i don’t know where they went!
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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i’ve no more f-cks to give,
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i’ve no more f-cks,
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i’ve no more f-cks,
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i’ve no more f-cks to give! |