| When we were still young enough to hang out down the park
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| Never on a school night, at the weekends after dark
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| We’d always find sources of cheap alcohol aplenty
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| Buckfast wine, Glen’s vodka, Hooch, and Mad Dog 2020
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| Using everything within our power to excess
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| Substances to enhance interpersonal prowess
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| But the wandering guy referred to as the Devil’s brew
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| I can bare no longer, as I’ll now explain to you
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| A cold lager and lime makes for a rather smashing time
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| But cider is a thing I can’t endure
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| Teenage drinking was a curse and it left me feeling worse
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| And other drinks we managed to procure
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| Now I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I’m absolutely fine with a beer or with a wine
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| And countless spirits one may wish to pour
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| But a single cider drink will make me throw up in the sink
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| Lavatory or even on the floor
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| Because I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| Just to be creative we would often try to make
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| Clever combinations we might now deem a mistake
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| Trying new concoctions at a breakneck record pace
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| Making Sunday mornings an ordeal to have to face
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| Day-trips to the bathroom the finale of the week
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| Sat behind closed blinds with no ability to speak
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| But one drink left an effect I would near soon forget
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| And from those regurgitation’s I have not recovered yet
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| A Double G and tea is jolly good for me
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| A Jager bomb will warm me to the core!
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| I am the type of bloke who likes a nice spiced rum and coke
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| And though I’ve tried many times since just to make sure
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| I know I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| I can’t drink cider anymore
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| A well-aged Scottish whiskey can be a little risky
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| But makes one feel satisfactorily mature
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| I can keep on staying out on the ale or on the stout
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| But cider leaves me bidding friends adieu
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| Because I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider
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| I can’t drink cider anymore |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song I Can't Drink Cider Anymore , by - Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Song from the album Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog, in the genre