Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song I Can't Drink Cider Anymore, artist - Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Album song Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog, in the genre
Date of issue: 31.10.2018
Record label: Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq
Song language: English
I Can't Drink Cider Anymore |
When we were still young enough to hang out down the park |
Never on a school night, at the weekends after dark |
We’d always find sources of cheap alcohol aplenty |
Buckfast wine, Glen’s vodka, Hooch, and Mad Dog 2020 |
Using everything within our power to excess |
Substances to enhance interpersonal prowess |
But the wandering guy referred to as the Devil’s brew |
I can bare no longer, as I’ll now explain to you |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
A cold lager and lime makes for a rather smashing time |
But cider is a thing I can’t endure |
Teenage drinking was a curse and it left me feeling worse |
And other drinks we managed to procure |
Now I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I’m absolutely fine with a beer or with a wine |
And countless spirits one may wish to pour |
But a single cider drink will make me throw up in the sink |
Lavatory or even on the floor |
Because I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
Just to be creative we would often try to make |
Clever combinations we might now deem a mistake |
Trying new concoctions at a breakneck record pace |
Making Sunday mornings an ordeal to have to face |
Day-trips to the bathroom the finale of the week |
Sat behind closed blinds with no ability to speak |
But one drink left an effect I would near soon forget |
And from those regurgitation’s I have not recovered yet |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
A Double G and tea is jolly good for me |
A Jager bomb will warm me to the core! |
I am the type of bloke who likes a nice spiced rum and coke |
And though I’ve tried many times since just to make sure |
I know I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
I can’t drink cider anymore |
A well-aged Scottish whiskey can be a little risky |
But makes one feel satisfactorily mature |
I can keep on staying out on the ale or on the stout |
But cider leaves me bidding friends adieu |
Because I can’t drink cider, I can’t drink cider |
I can’t drink cider anymore |