| Now something’s telling me |
| That you’m avoiding me |
| Come on now darling you’ve got something I need |
| Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Come on now let’s get together |
| In perfect harmony |
| I got twenty acres |
| An' you got forty-three |
| Now I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| She made I laugh ha ha |
| I’ll stick by you, I’ll give you all that you need |
| We’ll 'ave twins and triplets |
| I’m a man built for speed |
| And you know I’ll love you darlin' |
| So give me your hand |
| But what I want the most |
| Is all they acres of land |
| Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Come on now let’s get together |
| In perfect harmony |
| I got twenty acres |
| An' you got forty-three |
| Now I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Ooaah she’s a lovely bit of stuff an' all |
| For seven long years I’ve been alone in this place |
| Eat, sleep, in the kitchen, it’s a proper disgrace |
| Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind |
| I’ll give up drinking scrumpy and that lager and lime |
| Cuz I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Come on now let’s get together |
| In perfect harmony |
| I got twenty acres |
| An' you got forty-three |
| Now I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Who loves ya baby ha |
| Weren’t we a grand couple at that last wurzel dance |
| I wore brand new gaters and me cordouroy pants |
| In your new Sunday dress with your perfume smelling grand |
| We had our photos took and us holding hands |
| Now I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Now that we’me both past our fifties I think that you and me |
| Should stop this galavanting and will you marry me |
| Coz I got a brand new combine harvester |
| An' I’ll give you the key |
| Aahh yu’re a fine looking woman and I can’t wait to get me 'ands on your land |