
Date of issue: 08.12.2012
Song language: English
Chitterling |
Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling |
Chitterling is all I crave |
Fill me up with chitterling |
Think of all the cash you’ll save |
You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu |
Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups |
You can buy it soft or hard |
By the pound or by the yard |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
Back in Queen Victoria’s time they held a grand affair |
A really royal spree at the Russian embassy |
Albert and Victoria they went there for the ride |
Thinking it a change from toast for tea |
Her Majesty was not amused, when right in front o' the Czar |
Albert laughed, and his false teeth shot out |
And as they fell into a bucket full of caviar |
The royal consort he began to shout |
Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling |
Chitterling is all I crave |
Fill me up with chitterling |
Think of all the cash you’ll save |
You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu |
Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups |
You can buy it soft or hard |
By the pound or by the yard |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
When Willie Shakespeare wrote his famous Taming of the Shrew |
He couldn’t sleep at night, stayed awake by candlelight |
He broke his pen and burnt the midnight oil to no avail |
For nowt could save him from his sorry plight |
When suddenly a knock was heard when going to retire |
It was his sweetheart Annie Hathaway |
«Oh Will,» she said, «I've come to give you all that you desire,» |
And Willie’s eyes lit up as he did say |
Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling |
Chitterling is all I crave |
Fill me up with chitterling |
Think of all the cash you’ll save |
You can do Irish stew cordon bleu |
Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups |
You can buy it soft or hard |
By the pound or by the yard |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
On the fifth day of November back in 1605 |
A stealthy figure went to the House of Parliament |
And beneath his cloak he carried a great barrel in his hand |
It was Guy Fawkes that night on mischief bent (boo) |
A soldier of the Royal Guard said «Hullo, what’s this here?» |
Spying out the barrel 'neath his cloak |
«Pray tell me, sir, what’s in that cask, I’m sure it can’t be beer?» |
Old Guy took off his hat, and softly spoke |
Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling |
Chitterling is all I crave |
Fill me up with chitterling |
Think of all the cash you’ll save |
You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu |
Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups |
You can buy it soft or hard |
By the pound or by the yard |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
(All together!) |
Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling |
Chitterling is all I crave |
Fill me up with chitterling |
Think of all the cash you’ll save |
You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu |
Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups |
You can buy it soft or hard |
By the pound or by the yard |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
Chitterling’s the stuff to give the troops |
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The Shepton Mallet Matador | 2012 |
I'll Never Get a Scrumpy Here | 2012 |
Combine Harvester | 2012 |
The Marrow Song (Oh! What A Beauty) | 2012 |
The Champion Dung Speader | 2012 |
Don't Tell I Tell 'ee | 2012 |
Give Me England | 2012 |
Don't Look Back in Anger | 2012 |
Farmer Bill's Cowman | 2012 |
I Am a Cider Drinker | 2012 |
Sex Farm | 2010 |
Rockstar | 2010 |
Chelsea Dagger | 2010 |
Common People | 2010 |
Ruby | 2010 |
Pheasant Pluckers Son | 2003 |
One For The Bristol City | 2003 |
I Am A Cider Drinker (Paloma Blanca) | 2003 |
The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) | 2003 |
Farmer Bill's Cowman (Rewrite Of I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman) | 1991 |