
Date of issue: 08.12.2012
Song language: English
Combine Harvester |
I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
Now somethin’s tellin' me, that you’m avoidin' me |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need |
Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key |
Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony |
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 |
Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key |
She made I laugh, haha |
I’ll Stick by you I’ll give you all that ya need |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
We’ll have twins and triplets I’m a man built for speed |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
And yu know I’ll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land |
Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give u the key |
Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony |
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 |
Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key |
Pphhwooaaarrr she’s a lovel bit of stuff an’all |
For seven long years I’ve been alone in this place |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
Eat sleep in the kitchen it’s a proper disgrace |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind |
(Ooh ar ooh ar) |
I’ll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime |
Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give u the key |
Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony |
Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43 |
Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key |
Who loves ya baby, HA Weren’t we grand couple at that last wurzel dance |
I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants |
In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand |
We had our photos tooken us holding hands |
Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key |
Now that we’m both past our 50's I think that you and me Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give ou the key |
Aarrr, you’re a fine lookin woman and I can’t wait to get me hands on yur land |
haha |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Chitterling | 2012 |
The Shepton Mallet Matador | 2012 |
I'll Never Get a Scrumpy Here | 2012 |
The Marrow Song (Oh! What A Beauty) | 2012 |
The Champion Dung Speader | 2012 |
Don't Tell I Tell 'ee | 2012 |
Give Me England | 2012 |
Don't Look Back in Anger | 2012 |
Farmer Bill's Cowman | 2012 |
I Am a Cider Drinker | 2012 |
Sex Farm | 2010 |
Rockstar | 2010 |
Chelsea Dagger | 2010 |
Common People | 2010 |
Ruby | 2010 |
Pheasant Pluckers Son | 2003 |
One For The Bristol City | 2003 |
I Am A Cider Drinker (Paloma Blanca) | 2003 |
The Combine Harvester (Brand New Key) | 2003 |
Farmer Bill's Cowman (Rewrite Of I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman) | 1991 |