| I drove my tractor through your hay stack last night
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| I threw me pitch fork at your dog to keep quiet
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| Now somethin’s tellin' me, that you’m avoidin' me
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| Come on now darlin' you got somethin' I need
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| Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key
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| Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony
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| Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
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| Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key
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| She made I laugh, haha
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| I’ll Stick by you I’ll give you all that ya need
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| We’ll have twins and triplets I’m a man built for speed
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| And yu know I’ll love ya darlin' so give me ur hand
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| But the thing I want the most is all the acres of land
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| Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give u the key
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| Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony
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| Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
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| Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key
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| Pphhwooaaarrr she’s a lovel bit of stuff an’all |
| For seven long years I’ve been alone in this place
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| Eat sleep in the kitchen it’s a proper disgrace
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| Now if I cleaned it up would ya change our mind
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| (Ooh ar ooh ar)
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| I’ll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager and lime
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| Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give u the key
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| Come on now let’s get together in perfect harmony
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| Oh I got 20 acres and you got 43
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| Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key
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| Who loves ya baby, HA Weren’t we grand couple at that last wurzel dance
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| I wore brand new gaters and me cordyroy pants
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| In your new sunday dress with your perfume smellin' grand
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| We had our photos tooken us holding hands
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| Now I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give you the key
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| Now that we’m both past our 50's I think that you and me Should stop this galivanting and will you marry me Cos I’ve got a brand new combine harvester and I’ll give ou the key
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| Aarrr, you’re a fine lookin woman and I can’t wait to get me hands on yur land |
| haha |