Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dentist!, artist -Date of issue: 17.12.2015
Song language: English
Dentist! |
| When I was younger, just a bad little kid |
| My mama noticed funny things I did |
| Like shooting puppies with a B.B. gun |
| I’d poison guppies and when I was done |
| I’d find a pussycat and bash in its head |
| That’s when my mama said |
| What did she say? |
| She said, «My boy, I think someday |
| You’ll find a way to make your natural tendencies pay» |
| «You'll be a dentist |
| You have a talent for causing things pain |
| Son, be a dentist |
| People will pay you to be inhumane.» |
| «You'll be a dentist |
| Pain |
| Son, be a dentist |
| Inhumane» |
| Your temperament’s wrong for the priesthood |
| And teaching would suit you still less |
| Son, be a dentist |
| You’ll be a success |
| Here he is, folks the leader of the plaque! |
| Watch him suck up that gas! |
| Oh, my god! |
| He’s a dentist and he’ll never ever be any good |
| Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade? |
| Oh that hurts! |
| I’m not numb! |
| Oh, shut up. |
| Open wide. |
| here I come! |
| «I am your dentist |
| And I enjoy the career that I picked |
| I am your dentist |
| And I get off on the pain I inflict |
| When I start extracting those molars |
| You girls will be screaming like holy rollers» |
| «Dentist, goodness gracious |
| Love it |
| Dentist, fitting braces |
| You really love it |
| Don’t try it |
| Ooh-aah" |
| Dentist! |
| And though it may cause my patients distress |
| Somewhere in heaven above me, I know, I know that my mama’s proud of me |
| 'Cause I’m a dentist- and a success |
| (spoken) |
| Say ah |
| Ahh |
| Say ah! |
| Ahh! |
| Now spit |