
Date of issue: 21.10.2013
Song language: English
Another Bad Day |
Hey remember this one? |
While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day |
I came across a woman who wouldn’t get out of my way |
I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day |
She said, «I don’t mind being cum across just as long as it’s wiped away» |
So I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show |
And plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl |
I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pass |
Either that’s just my remote control or someone’s' dick’s shoved up my ass |
Then I thought I’d take a drive around and see what I could see |
But just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee |
I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence |
But I didn’t even see the watchdog running off with my fucking prick |
So they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it |
Cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it |
They said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth |
So I went home and went to bed and then I had a dream |
About that sweet little poochie… |