Lyrics Why The? - The Trucks

Why The?

So you could spend the rest of your life with me
(Ha, ha)
Get married, settle down, and have diabetes
(Babies? Ha, ha)
We’ve only been together one month
(One month)
But I can tell that you’re in love, so
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck?
Won’t you go?
Won’t you go down, down?
So you think that you can romance me?
(Ha, ha)
With candles and chocolates and lilies?
(God I hate lilies, ha, ha)
You think that you’re the boy of my dreams
(You call that a lily?)
But there’s something missing
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck?
Won’t you go?
Won’t you go down, down?
So you’re wanting something traditional
Well, traditionally
My love is conditional
To whether or not you get down on your knees
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Why the fuck won’t you go down on me?
Now here’s just one more and then I’ll be finished
Dear Santa, please don’t bring me another boyfriend for Christmas
Oh no!
The last one sucked