Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Chairman Rolls Again, artist - The Stupendium. Date of issue: 28.05.2018
Song language: English
The Chairman Rolls Again |
| Player: I… I don’t remember these rules… |
| Chairman: Trust me, Scrabbopoly is the only way to play… oh! |
| I won a beauty |
| contest! |
| Oop, just a minute! |
| Dan Bull: If any other Youtuber wants to challenge me to a Scrabble match, |
| they can make a video, and call me out, before I make a decision. |
| So if you guys have a favorite Youtuber that you love watching, |
| and would love to see gird the board with me, the Scrabbull, then let them |
| know people, let them know. |
| But not Jake Paul because Jake Paul is literally |
| (fades off) |
| Dan… |
| It’s… |
| Admirable, you want to battle at Scrabble |
| But are you after a challenge? |
| Or do you just dabble? |
| You may do fine against the rest of the rabble |
| But to grapple my talent you best be grabbing your saddle |
| If you tackle me! |
| The grammatical cavalry! |
| Alphabetical stampede, to trample my adversaries |
| On a valiant steed that I papier-mached |
| From all the villains I’ve slayed, and Oxford dictionary pages |
| I’ll tea bag you with my tile bag, anarchy! |
| I top the tables every tabletop fantasy league |
| Any letters on my rack for you would spell calamity |
| Call me Elphabet, my skill’s defying gravity |
| I’ve got a filter to prevent Spam |
| I guess you got through because you’re cheese and ham |
| So when I lay you out on the board |
| Well, I guess you could call me an artisan |
| Sure on YouTube, you might be the man |
| But you’ve got a lot of beef for a vegan, Dan |
| Go rap about Fortnite, appease your fans |
| Or be spread too thin, like a teeny jam |
| Got-to war with the Chairman of the Board? |
| Delusional! |
| You see crappy letters? |
| It’s my score in numerals |
| There’s a reason there are seven tiles in funeral |
| Hate to say it, Dan, playing Junior isn’t usual |
| How to get it through to you? |
| I’ll talk in terms of PUBG |
| It’s a 100 to 1 that you could touch me |
| Thanks for the collab, I don’t need your fans to buff me |
| I’ve got a Q and I don’t need U to succeed |
| That’s a lot of fans, man. |
| The buzz is deserved |
| But I’ve never seen anyone buy a T-Shirt??? |
| I’ve got a swarm now, so I’ve got a bee herd |
| And when I’m dissing you, I’m not afraid to use the P-word |
| Pusillanimous, pathetic, purely pacifist |
| Throws a punch precisely with the power of a platypus |
| Smack you so hard it’s like I crammed you in the Animus |
| So then you’ll understand that you’re as crappy as your ancestors |
| An Adder on a bird of prey’s platter |
| And in that situation, you’re the snake, I’m the latter |
| Pick any board game, I’ll leave you in tatters |
| No going overboard when I battle ship rappers |
| On ERB you RP’d some dead Britons |
| Mess with me, eventually, you’ll end up dead with 'em |
| Or at the very least temporarily bed-ridden |
| Incidentally, NicePeter, my rhymes are well-written! |
| You’re just a chicken, stink of Pew-55y |
| Hit me up, I’m chilling sipping Brut '55 wine |
| Gonna rebuttal me douglby? |
| What’s your pipeline? |
| Oh, you need to phone a friend? |
| You want a lifeline? |
| I’ve got a 9 to 5 and I can find time |
| I do my videos myself in the night time |
| Haven’t slept a wink in months, I think it’s high time |
| To take a nap, but I’m always up for fight rhymes! |
| I like to think we’re mates, right? |
| Play fight? |
| Games Night, makin' like we’re fighting in the daylight |
| Farm a little drama, gotta get the clickbait hype |
| Berate my rhymes but simultaneously parade my |
| Face on your channel in the hopes your fanbase might |
| Come over to mine, maybe drop a like, say «Hi!» |
| But wait right there, Dan, Scrabble is a way of life |
| Let a player get away, you’ll never see that day arrive |
| So come on Dan Bull, you think you’re a handful? |
| I’m settling Catan, you’re in a jam with Screwball Scramble |
| Happenstance that your battleplans were in anagrams |
| Your name’s an anagram for your skills: Bad Null |
| This was a Risk, but guess who’s Bold? |
| I’m a Hungry Hippocrite, squeezing views out of insults |
| Meet me on the board, no proper nouns involved |
| I don’t have your subs, but can pronounce «evolve» |
| A spot of Pictionary, can you pass the trial? |
| It’s a pic depicting me the victor by a mile! |
| I’ll crush you with a flippin' dictionary and all the while |
| I’ll be writing your obituary in little wooden tiles… |
| Chairman: Uh, where were we? |
| Erm. |
| Oh! |
| Roll for Initiative! |
| Oh, you’ve hit a |
| snake! |
| In the kitchen! |