| Lovely day for it, how do you do?
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| And we just had to pay for it out of the truth
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| But who can remember? |
| So who’d really care?
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| Exactly how all of the bodies got there
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| With a hop and a skip and the pop of a pill
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| We will all be forgiven for all that we’ve killed
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| And we’ve never been happier (And we’ve never been happier)
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| No we’ll never be happier (No we’ll never be happier)
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| A brilliant day is dawning
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| A million smiles are forming
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| Our shimmering isles are all enthralled
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| No there’s nothing like conforming
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| Perish the thought of mourning
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| Did you ignore the warnings?
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| All negative thoughts abhorred
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| My Lord! |
| Did you take your joy this morning?
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| Ask anybody in Wellington Wells
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| They’ll tell you it’s terribly swell
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| Delirious denizens dwell where there’s nary a speck between heaven and hell
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| They say that the empire fell
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| Oh, but you never could tell!
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| You say you remember it well?
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| You’d better forget it or else!
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| Why try to better yourself?
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| Reach for the medical shelf
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| Just take your medicine, death and the pestilence melt into pleasant locales
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| Another rebellion quelled
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| Dust off your suspenders and belts
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| It’s horrendous to dwell so remember how splendid it felt to surrender yourself.
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| …The roses we grow have a terrible smell…
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| To be among we happy few
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| Well well, welcome to Wellington Wells
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| Hear the tintinnabulations of the resonant bells
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| As every resident tells you when they gush about our little town
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| No need to rush, hush, you’re welcome to settle down
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| Better not let me down
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| You’re not a downer are you?
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| Get off the bench and quell that frown right now, Keanu
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| Try not to make a scene, let’s keep this place serene
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| Unless you want a cricket bat print in the place your face had been
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| Don’t be concerned, that was just a little bitter lyric
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| The world in which you live is every little bit idyllic
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| Because if we even sniff discontent we’re quick to kill it
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| Ahem, please forgive my sense of humour, I’m a wit; |
| satiric
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| They call me Uncle Jack
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| I’m bringing jungle back
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| Dropping silver tongue twisting numbers on your mumble rap
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| Now be my guest and enjoy your day
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| And don’t forget to keep ingesting your joy all day
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| Not a frown to be found in our haven from gloom
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| It’s astounding what our medication can do
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| As our town’s burning down in a rainbow of hues
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| Even the sky wouldn’t dare to be blue
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| To be among we happy few
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| I’ve found a downer!
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| Hunt him down!
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| Surround the bounder!
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| Drown him!
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| Pound him into powder!
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| Then head down to the grounds for a round of rounders!
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| (Yay!)
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| If you’re caught in a rotten, improper mood
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| We’ll stop at nothing to swaddled and coddle you
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| Throttle and bottle you, Bobby will cudgel you
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| Into the pond ‘til your body is otter food
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| Quarter you, jauntily torture you
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| Until you’ve thought all the thoughts that we order you
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| Sporting a jollier point of view
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| If you’re not enjoying it what is the point of you?
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| We’ve just the thing to stop the rabble, It’s
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| Grin, pop some tablets
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| No matter what the matter is
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| Sins forgot. |
| Fabulous
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| Cast off with the ardent misfits
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| Lamenting the garden districts
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| So throw your doses in the bin
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| History’s made by those who grin
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| The fact is you can’t react not knowing what REDACTED
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| No need to grieve if you can’t see diseases we’ve REDACTED
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| Happiness and truth, we simply view them through a lens, REDACTED
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| Life’s a breeze when you can leave uneasy deeds REDACTED
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| (I'm happy.)
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| (I'm happy.)
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| (I'm happy!)
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy (Happy!)
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| To be among we happy few (It's a Joy!)
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| To be among we happy few
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| It’s a Joy
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| It’s a Joy
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| And we’ve never been happier
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| No we’ve never been happier |