| Uncle Deadly:
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| (Spoken)
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| How charming, a finale
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| Kermit:
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| Everything is great
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| Miss Piggy:
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| Everything is grand
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| Walter:
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| We’ve got the whole wide world in the palm of my hand
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| Gary (Jason Segel):
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| Everything is perfect
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| Mary (Amy Adams):
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| It’s falling into place
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| Uncle Deadly:
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| I can’t seem to wipe this smile off my face
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| Penguins:
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| Life’s a happy song
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| Link, Strangepork, Thog, Wayne, and Wanda:
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| When there’s someone by your side
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| Lips, Trumpet Girl, Sam, Crazy Harry, and Nigel:
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| To sing along
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| Gary:
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| Everything is great
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| We’ll live happily ever after
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| Scooter:
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| And we’ll keep giving the world the third greatest gift
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| Fozzie:
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| Laughter!
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| Marvin Suggs:
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| The movie’s almost over
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| It’s time to say «So Long!»
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| Tex Richman (Chris Cooper):
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| (Spoken)
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| Will you stop singing? |
| You already sung this song!
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| Muppet Newsman, Swedish Chef, and Lew Zealand:
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| Life’s a happy song
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| Beauregard, Rizzo, and Rats:
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| When there’s someone by your side
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| Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem:
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| To sing along
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| Statler:
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| (Spoken)
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| We’re happier when you don’t sing!
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| Women:
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| We’ve got everything that we need
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| We can be whatever we want to be
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| Men:
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| Nothing we can’t do
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| Kermit:
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| The skies are blue
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| When it’s me and you, and you, and you, and you…
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| Well, all of you!
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| All:
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| La la la la la la la la la la la la
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| We’ve got everything that we need
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| We can be whatever we want to be
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| Nothing we can’t do
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| The skies are blue
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| When it’s me and you, and you, and you
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| Life’s a happy song
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| Bobo:
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| When there’s someone by your side to sing
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| All:
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| Life’s a happy song
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| Beaker:
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| Me me me me me me me me me mee
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| All:
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| Life’s a happy song
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| When there’s someone…
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| (someone)
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| By your side
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| To sing along |