
Date of issue: 22.09.2012
Song language: English
Marshall vs. the Machines |
Gather round, ye children |
To hear the tale so sweet |
Of a man who dared to race machines |
With nothing but his feet |
With hair of auburn beauty |
A hero dressed in jeans |
He’s fighting for America |
Marshall! |
Versus the machines… |
Hah! |
Doom-ba-da-dee-dee-dee-dee-fleegeedoo-flim-flam-doo-da-deegedeedoo |
As Marshall ran with all his might |
And passed his friend, Christine |
He thought of all the times that he had |
Beaten the machine: |
He triumphed over Pitfall |
He vanquished the alarm |
He brought the jukebox back to life |
With his Fonzarelli arm |
Marshall! |
Versus the machines… |
Yah! |
Move along! Yah! |
Move along! Yah! |
Our hero’s strength was fading fast |
Just as the light turnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn… ed green |
He then thought back to all the times |
He’d lost to a machine: |
The cable box’s fearsome bite |
The stapler’s mighty sting |
The cable box’s bite again |
Getting too tired |
To sing… |
Name | Year |
---|---|
Marshall vs. The Machines (Journey to Farhampton) | 2014 |
Asking out Lily, Pts. 1 & 2 | 2014 |
Best Night Ever ft. Nuno Bettencourt | 2012 |
You Just Got Slapped | 2012 |
Life's a Happy Song ft. Feist, Amy Adams, Jason Segel | 2011 |
Life's a Happy Song Finale ft. Amy Adams, Andrew Walter, Jason Segel | 2011 |
Food Delivery / Cat Sitting / Cat Funeral | 2012 |