Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Interrogation Song , by - Ty BurrellRelease date: 31.12.2013
Song language: English
Interrogation Song |
| Sam: Kermit, let’s begin |
| Describe the day you played Berlin |
| Constantine: We rehearsed and then we walked about |
| We ate bratwurst and sauerkraut |
| Ty: That night, at 10:03 |
| Were you inside the portrait gallery |
| C: From 10 oclock to 10:04 |
| Is when we played the shows encore |
| S: Hm, Frog, we’ve got our doubts |
| Can you confirm your whereabouts? |
| C: My alibi is water tight |
| The audience saw me sing all night |
| T: Monsieur, we know you did the crime |
| C: I was on stage that whole time |
| Ask who sang Rainbow Connection |
| T&S: Thank you, Kermit |
| No more questions |
| T: Allo, I think it’s time for good cop romantic cop |
| Miss Piggy, you cleaned up locked inside |
| And now’s your chance to save your hide |
| Miss Piggy: Gentlemen, I did not know |
| It’s a crime to steal the show |
| S: Tell us how the art was taken |
| T: If you want to save your bacon |
| MP: I haven’t seen your missing art |
| All I’ve stolen was audience hearts |
| S: We can give you a plea deal |
| T: All you have to do is squeal |
| MP: I’m not a thief I don’t know how |
| All I’ve ever taken is a bow |
| T: We’ll catch the swine who did this job |
| MP: Give up the pig puns creep |
| Go jump in a lake that’s my suggestion |
| T&S: Thank you Piggy no more questions |
| T: I think she liked me |
| S: I don’t think your puns are helping the investigation |
| T: You know… |
| I think they did it |
| S: No they didn’t |
| T: Yes they did and we can pin it |
| S: if they did how did they do it? |
| T: if they didn’t how didn’t they didn’t? |
| S: if they didn’t then it’s easy 'cuz they simply didn’t do it |
| T: if they did it then i knew it but we’ve nothing that can prove it |
| Excuse me |
| Bring in the purple guy with the schnoz |
| S: Do you remember what you did |
| On the night you played Mardid |
| Gonzo: I was hit by a raging bull |
| And rushed off stage to the hospital |
| T: Gonzo, what do you know |
| About the sculpture theft at Madrid’s Prado |
| G: I never saw the stolen bust |
| I spent the night in bed concussed |
| S: The truth, Gonzo, the clock is tickin' |
| G: If you don’t believe me, ask the chicken |
| Camilla was there she’ll cooperate |
| T: Madame are you willing to corroborate |
| -chicken clucks- |
| S: Will somebody get this chicken out of here |
| G: Calm down, Camilla, it’s a routine inspection |
| T&S: Thank you Gonzo, no more questions |
| T: Let’s go from the start |
| What do you know about the stolen art |
| Lew: I didn’t know there was a plan |
| Dr. Teeth: Your accusations far out man |
| Honewdew: The chances of us commiting a crime |
| Are less than point 009 |
| Swedish Chef: *Gibberish* |
| T: To help with our investigation |
| Can you do a full translation |
| — What the chef just said to you |
| Was shnoopdy shnoopdy shnoo it’s not Swedish |
| Animal Grunts and laughs |
| Penguins Cluck |
| Fozzy: Uh I can do an Elvis impression |
| T&S: Thank you, Muppets, no more questions |
| T: They didn’t |
| S: No they didn’t |
| T: there’s no way they did the crime |
| S: They couldn’t, They’re too stupid |
| T: They’re not criminal master minds |
| S: We do not know who did it |
| But we know who didn’t do it |
| T&S: So we know who didn’t do it |
| Yes we know who didn’t do it~ |
| T: They are incapable of being culpable |