| Yeah man what fuck you want me to do
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| You want me to phone your girlfriend yeah and apologise on your behalf does it
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| look like I got cunt on my forehead
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| No-ones saying your a cunt but at the end of the day I’m asking you a favour
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| Nah man
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| So what? |
| wouldn’t I do the same thing for you
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| Bruv I would not ask you to phone my girlfriend
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| VERSE 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL)
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| Ah you fucking prick
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| Sometimes you act like your dumb or thick
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| Can’t you take the hint that I can’t let you in
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| Your such a pain in the arse you are I should spark your jaw
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| I hear your??? |
| kicking at my door
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| On my free phone there’s 3 missed calls
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| Shouting through my letter box all pissed off
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| I don’t give a shit so prick piss off
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| Plus I got a yatty in the gaff with a batty
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| That is ready for some lashing from the back
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| Shes been here since Popworld started and I ain’t even got to pop her bra yet
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| All you really care about is football
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| Every fucking hour its Liverpool Liverpool
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| We’ll you’ve picked the wrong day prick I don’t care if your pissed off you
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| make me sick
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| CHORUS X 1 (TEDDY MITCHELL)
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| Fuck Tony
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| Fuck Tony
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| Fuck Tony
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| Fuck Tony
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| VERSE 2 (TONY MITCHELL)
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| You unreliable cunt
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| This is about the 3rd time I have rung
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| You know I’m supposed to beat your drum
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| Kick offs at 2 and its half past 1
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| Look at you in and done
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| Its the cup final
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| And you know I’m a Liverpool fan Steves my idol
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| And we both came up with the plan
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| To tell the guys to
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| That we were all going to jam in your living room
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| In front of the digital
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| Even when I got the Guiness and the chicken pattys who the fuck do you think
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| are getting me flipping abby
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| Your taking the liberty
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| Your a prick
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| I go round your house to give your door a couple of kicks
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| I bet your in the room right now
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| With the blinds down but I’ll soon find out
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| Your taking he piss last week was my shout
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| Payed for the box office for that big title bout
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| CHOUS X 1 (TONY MITCHELL)
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| Fuck Teddy
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| Fuck Teddy
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| Fuck Teddy
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| Fuck Teddy
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| (TEDDY)
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| For your own sake and future reference mate
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| Do yourself a favour call 08 702 40 40 40 then you won’t have to be calling me
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| calling me calling me
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| You tight cunt
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| Get your paper out your pocket
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| And pay for the satellite dish or cable socket
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| And don’t come around here chatting shit again
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| When I’m about to get a yatty with a batty in my bed
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| (TONY)
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| Next time when you’ll need a favour bruv
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| Think before you call cause I’ll hang up
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| All cause of you the guy that keeps texting me endlessly now my box is full
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| with so many damn messages
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| U arse ho get your facts straight you said it was cool to come and watch the
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| game
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| So don’t make promises you can’t keep
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| Oh ye and I’m keeping your dvd you cunt
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| You know don’t worry I won’t ask you a favour again
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| I don’t give a fuck what you do mate cause know what I mean cause you can’t try
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| and get me to phone your girl and know what I mean its no fucking meals and
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| boobs business around here mate
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| Wot you talking about
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| I don’t give a fuck fuck what you talking about |