| Suzy and Johnny were happy
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| Earned enough to pay the rent
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| But Johnny’s mother-in-law had too much ambition
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| And this made Johnny very upset
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| So to keep his little mama satisfied
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| He went and bought the weekly classified
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| All for peace and quiet’s sake
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| Johnny gave up his position
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| Just to please his mother-in-law
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| So he left the job where he’d been all his life
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| He left and turned his back on door
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| Now he’s looking at the situations vacant
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| Situations vacant
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| Just to keep his little mama satisfied
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| He went and bought the weekly classified
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| All for peace and quiet’s sake
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| Then he had to leave the apartment
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| And sought a less plush residence
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| And poor Suzy and Johnny had to skimp and save
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| Just to help to pay the weekly rent
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| So to keep his little mama satisfied
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| He went and bought the weekly classified
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| All for peace and quiet’s sake
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| Johnny’s got no money
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| Got no where to go Johnny’s in a great big hole
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| Suzy’s separated, living with her ma Now little mama’s satisfied |