| Cause he gets up in the morning
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| And he goes to work at nine
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| And he comes back home at five-thirty
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| Gets the same train every time
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| Cause his world is built round punctuality
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| It never fails
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| And he’s oh, so good
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| And he’s oh, so fine
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| And he’s oh, so healthy
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| In his body and his mind
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| He’s a well respected man about town
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| Doing the best things so conservatively
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| And his mother goes to meetings
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| While his father pulls the maid
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| And she stirs the tea with councilors
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| While discussing foreign trade
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| And she passes looks, as well as bills
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| At every suave young man
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| Cause he’s oh, so good
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| And he’s oh, so fine
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| And he’s oh, so healthy
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| In his body and his mind
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| He’s a well respected man about town
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| Doing the best things so conservatively
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| And he likes his own backyard
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| And he likes his fags the best
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| Cause he’s better than the rest
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| And his own sweat smells the best
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| And he hopes to grab his fathers loot
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| When pater passes on
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| Cause he’s oh, so good
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| And he’s oh, so fine
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| And he’s oh, so healthy
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| In his body and his mind
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| He’s a well respected man about town
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| Doing the best things so conservatively
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| And he plays at stocks and shares
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| And he goes to the regatta
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| And he adores the girl next door
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| Cause he’s dying to get at her
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| But his mother knows the best about
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| The matrimonial stakes
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| Cause he’s oh, so good
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| And he’s oh, so fine
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| And he’s oh, so healthy
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| In his body and his mind
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| He’s a well respected man about town
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| Doing the best things so conservatively |