| Woke up this morning, started to sneeze
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| I had a cigarette and a cup of tea
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| I looked in the mirror what did I see
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| A nine stone weakling with knobbly knees
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| I did my knees bend press ups touch my toes
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| I had another sneeze and I blew my nose
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| I looked in the mirror at my pigeon chest
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| I had to put on my clothes because it made me depressed
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| Surely there must be a way
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| For me to change the shape Im in Dissatisfied is what I am
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| I want to be a better man
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| Superman superman wish I could fly like superman
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| Superman superman I want to be like superman
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| I want to be like superman
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| Superman superman wish I could fly like superman
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| Woke up this morning, what did I see
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| A big black cloud hanging over me I switched on the radio and nearly dropped dead
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| The news was so bad that I fell out of bed
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| There was a gas strike, oil strike, lorry strike, bread strike
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| Got to be a superman to survive
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| Gas bills, rent bills, tax bills, phone bills
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| Im such a wreck but Im staying alive
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| [look in the paper, what do I see,
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| Robbery, violence, insanity.]
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| Hey girl weve got to get out of this place
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| Theres got to be something better than this
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| I need you, but I hate to see you this way
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| If I were superman then wed fly away
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| Id really like to change the world
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| And save it from the mess its in Im too weak, Im so thin
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| Id like to fly but I cant even swim
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| Superman superman I want to fly like superman
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| Superman superman wish I could fly like superman
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| Superman superman wish I could fly like superman
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| Superman superman I want to be like superman
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| Superman superman I want to fly like superman |