| A long, long time ago,
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| In the land of idiot boys,
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| There live a cat, a phenomenal cat,
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| Who loved to wallow all day.
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| No one bothered him
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| As he sat, content in his tree.
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| He just lived to eat cause it kept him fat,
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| And thats how he wanted to stay.
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| Though he was big and fat,
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| All the world was good to him,
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| And he pointed out on the map
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| All the places he had been.
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| ,, kathmandu,
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| The scilley isles and sahara, too
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| La la la la-la la la Once when he was thin
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| He had flown to old hong kong,
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| And had learned the secret of life,
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| And the sea and the sky beyond.
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| So he gave up his diet and sat in a tree,
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| And ate himself through eternity.
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