| Motorway food is the worst in the world
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| You’ve never eaten food like you’ve eaten on the motorway
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| Motorway food is the worst in the world
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| The coffee tastes weak and the cakes taste stale
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| And gasoline fumes are the worst to inhale
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| Your stomach rolls over and your face turns pale
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| Oh, that motorway livin'
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| Ain’t it a thrill to be so free, yeh
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| Riding down the motorway
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| Got to charge up my batteries
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| Rest my seat, rest my eyes
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| So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'
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| Motorway tea is warm and wet
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| The rain is a pouring and it’s four in the morning
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| And it’s all I can get
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| You’ve never seen loos like motorway loos
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| Thousands of people passing through
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| It’s enough to put you off of that motorway food
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| Oh that motorway living
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| Ain’t it a thrill to be so free, yeah
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| Got to get away from
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| Cats eyes, cold meat pies
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| Thousand on raft, cold French fries
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| So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'
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| Motorway food is invariably fried
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| It keeps me and feeds me and helps me survive
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| Oh that motorway, ain’t it a thrill to be so free, yeh
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| Riding down the motorway, cats eyes, cold meat pies
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| Thousand on raft, cold French fries
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| So tired, tired of livin', tired of livin' this motorway livin'
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| Motorway food is the worst in the world
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| You’ll never eat food like you’ve eaten on the motorway
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| Motorway food is the worst in the world
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| My stomach’s upset and I don’t feel well
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| Gotta get my head down, stop for a while in a motorway hotel
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| Mama oh mama, my dear Suzi too
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| This motorway message is sent just for you
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| My headache’s improved but my back really hurts
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| I never thought I’d travel so far to work |