| Cheap is small and not too steep
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| But best of all cheap is cheap
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| Circumstance has forced my hand
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| To be a cut price person in a low budget land
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| Times are hard but we’ll all survive
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| I just got to learn to economize
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’m not cheap, you understand
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| I’m just a cut price person in a low budget land
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| Excuse my shoes they don’t quite fit
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| They’re a special offer and they hurt me a bit
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| Even my trousers are giving me pain
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| They were reduced in a sale so I shouldn’t complain
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| They squeeze me so tight so I can’t take no more
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| They’re size 28 but I take 34
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| I’m on a low budget
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| What did you say
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I thought you said that
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
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| I’m shopping at Woolworth and low discount stores
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| I’m dropping my standards so that I can buy more
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| (Quality costs, but quality wastes
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| So I’m giving up all of my expensive tastes
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| Caviar and champagne are definite no’s
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| I’m acquiring a taste for brown ale and cod roes)
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| Low budget sure keeps me on my toes
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| I count every penny and I watch where it goes
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| We’re all on our uppers we’re all going skint
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| I used to smoke cigars but now I suck polo mints
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| I’m on a low budget
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| What did you say
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| Yea I’m on a low budget
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| I thought you said that
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
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| I’m on a low budget
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| Low budget
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| Low budget
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| Art takes time, time is money
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| Money’s scarce and that ain’t funny
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| Millionaires are things of the past
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| We’re in a low budget film where nothing can last
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| Money’s rare there’s none to be found
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| So don’t think I’m tight if I don’t buy a round
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| I’m on a low budget
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| What did you say
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| Yes I’m on a low budget
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| I thought you said that
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
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| I’m on a low budget
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| Say it again
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| Low budget
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| One more time
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| Low budget
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| (I might look like a tramp, but don’t write me off
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| I’ll have you all know, I was once a toff
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| At least my hair is all mine, my teeth are my own
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| But everything else is on permanent loan
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| Once all my clothes were made by hand
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| Now I’m a cut price person in a low budget land
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| I’m on a low budget
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| I’ll have you all know
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| We’re on a low budget
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| I’m on a low budget) |