| Sitting by my stereo all alone
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| My baby calls me on the telephone
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| She says, Baby take me out for a dance
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| I tell my baby I feel so bad
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| I can’t go out and it’s making me sad
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| But when you see me, I know you will understand
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| I got hay fever, blocking up my head
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| Hay fever, I ought to be in bed
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| How can I dance when I can’t hardly breathe
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| Wish I could cure this infernal allergy
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| I got, hay fever blocking up brain
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| Hay fever, feel the sinus pains
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| And all the pills and the powders are in vain
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| Thought I was cured but here it comes again
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| It goes ooh-ah
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| The pollen count’s getting higher and higher
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| My eyes are sore and m noes is on fire
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| My throat’s dry now and I’m starting to perspire
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| My stuffed up head’s killing all of my desire
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| I got hay fever, you wicked allergy
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| Hay fever, you put the curse on me
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| And I’ve inhaled every known remedy
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| I can’t say cool 'cos I’m starting to sneeze
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| I can’t make love when I can’t hardly breathe
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| We start to dance and my nose starts to bleed
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| There must be a cure for this hay fever
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| Is there a pill or a powder I can take
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| I must get a cure, for my romance is at stake
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| Hay fever, you tore my image down
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| Hay fever, I must look like a clown
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| I must have used every tissue in town
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| I’m running round sniffin' like a hound
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| It goes ooh-ah
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| I wanna kiss but I’m sneezin' instead
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| I can’t make love when my head feels like lead
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| How can I pose when my nose is all red
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| We should be home, should be tucked up in bed
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| But I got hay fever
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| Hay fever
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| Hay fever (x3) |