| In a deep dark jungle long time ago
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| Lived a lonesome caveman
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| He was a solitary soul
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| And he spent his playtime
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| Chewing meat from bones.
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| He didnt know how to talk much
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| He only knew how to groan
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| Then he lifted up his hands and reached to the sky
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| Let out a yell and no one replied.
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| Frustration and torment tore him inside
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| Then he fell to the ground and he cried and he cried.
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| But then education saved the day.
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| He learned to speak and communicate
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| Education saved the day.
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| He thanked God for the friends he made.
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| cos everybody needs an education
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| Everybody needs an education.
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| Black skin, red skin, yellow or white,
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| Everybody needs to read and write
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| Everybody needs an education.
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| Thank the day when that primitive man
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| Learned to talk with his brothers
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| And live off the land.
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| He left his cave and he moved far away
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| And he lived with his friends in a house that theyd made
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| He learned to think and to work with his brain
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| And he astounded his friends with all the knowledge he gained
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| He wrote it down on a rock that he found
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| And he showed all his friends and they passed it around
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| And then education came that day.
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| The day it came was a sacred day.
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| Education came that day
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| He thanked God for the friends hed made.
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| Well man built a boat and he learned how to sail
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| And he travelled far and wide
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| Then he looked up above saw the stars in the sky
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| So he learned how to fly.
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| Thanks to all the mathematicians
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| And the inventors with their high i.q.s
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| And the professors in their colleges
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| Trying to feed me knowledge
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| That I know Ill never use.
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| Thank you sir for the millions of words
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| That youve handed me down and youve told me to learn
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| But Ive got words in my ears and my eyes
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| Ive got so many facts that I must memorize
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| Because educations doing me in
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| I want to stop but my heads in a swim
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| Education drives me insane
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| I cant recall all the facts on my brain.
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| Education came that day
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| The day it came was a sacred day
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| Education saved the day
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| He thanked God for all the friends he made.
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| Teacher, teach me how to read and write,
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| You can teach me about biology,
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| But you cant tell me what I am living for
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| cos thats still a mystery.
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| Teacher, teach me about nuclear physics
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| And teach me about the structure of man,
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| But all your endless calculations
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| Cant tell me why I am.
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| No you cant tell me why I am,
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| No you cant tell me why I am.
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| Everybody needs education,
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| Open universities, education.
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| Every race every creed, education.
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| And every little half-breed, education.
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| Every nationality, education.
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| All the little people need education.
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| Eskimos and pygmies need
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| And even aborigines, education.
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| Well physics and geography, education.
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| Philosophy and history, education.
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| Science and biology, education,
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| Geometry and poetry, education.
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| Well, education, education, education, education
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| (repeat education till end) |