| I don’t wanna leave, Bernadette,
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| But I don’t wanna live with the jet set.
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| I don’t wanna leave with you payin’all my debts,
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| With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| You’ve never done a day’s work in your life,
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| You’ve got no incentive.
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| You’ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you’ve slept with.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| I can’t get a job, Bernadette,
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| So all that I can offer are a lot of bad debts
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| If you marry me, Bernadette,
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| You’ll lose the alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| You’ve never done a day’s work in your life,
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| You’ve got no incentive.
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| You’ve made a career out of punting off all of the men you’ve slept with.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
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| [Bernadette's got a house in the country,
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| She’s really got it made.
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| Her lawyers made her filthy rich,
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| She’s got all expenses paid.]
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| Maybe a famous rock star will fly you away,
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| Then you’ll eat him all up,
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| And spit him out,
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| With a dash of Perrier.
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| And when you’ve had enough
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| You’ll throw him away,
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| And take him for all you can get.
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| Yeah, you like it don’t you, Bernadette?
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| I don’t want to leave Bernadette,
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| But I wanna keep a little bit of self respect.
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| I don’t want to leave with you paying all my debts,
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| With that alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| You’ve never done a day’s work in your life.
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| You’ve got no incentive.
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| Women like you oughta be locked up,
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| For giving others a bad name.
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| Ohh, Bernadette, you are so expensive.
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| Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette.
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| Ooh, Bernadette.
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| I think you’re sad. |