| I’ve been waiting for years to buy a brand new Cadillac
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| But now that I’ve got one I want to send it right back
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| I can’t afford the gas to fill my luxury limousine
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| But even if I had the dough no one’s got no gasoline
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| I went to my local dealer to see if he could set me straight
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| He said there’s a little gas going but you have to wait
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| But he offered some red hot speed and some really high grade hash
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| But a gallon of gas can’t be purchased anywhere for any amount of cash
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| I can score you some coke and some grade one grass
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| But I can’t get a gallon of gas
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| I’ve got some downers, some speed, all the drugs that you need
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| But I can’t get a gallon of gas
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| There’s no more left to buy or sell
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| There’s no more oil left in the well
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| A gallon of gas can’t be purchased anywhere
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| For any amount of cash
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| Two extra verses from long version:
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| I love your body-work, but you’re really no use
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| How can I drive you when I got no juice?
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| Because it’s stuck in neutral and my engine’s got no speed
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| And the highways are deserted
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| And the air smells unnaturally clean
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| It’s got power-assisted overdrive and carpets on the floor
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| But it’s parked out front just like a dead dinosaur
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| And I’ll be paying off the bank for 45 years or more
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| It should go 100 miles an hour
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| But it’s never moved away from my door
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| Who needs a car and a seven-forty-seven
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| When you can’t buy a gallon of gas
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| Who needs a highway, an airport or a jet
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| When you can’t get a gallon of gas
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| There’s no more left to buy and sell
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| There’s no more oil left in the well
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| A gallon of gas can’t be purchased anywhere
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| For any amount of cash
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| You can’t buy a gallon of gas |