Lyrics I Stay Ready - The Jokerr

I Stay Ready

A lot of people ask me
Why I did this
Old school Eminem intro on this song
(That doesn’t even make chronological sense)
I know
Now its a double edge sword when you messing with the wordsmith
A dangerous game homie I just wouldn’t encourage it
I been known to murder shit
Been known to drop a couple track on a whack rappers backs, snap vertebrates
I suplex bitches on the mic and in real life
I’m damaging shit, your clan is like amateur night
You average at best, I’ve never been even close to it
I could be spitting in sign-language and still roasting shit
I’m The Jokerr so the shit I do, niggas laugh at it
I join the militant sector of black panthers chapter
And get active with em'
Show up at black lives matters with a gat
And bust a cap in the ass of Colin Kaepernick
Niggas flip out
I’ll just be like yo;
I’m half black n shit
Then they just be like: oh okay cool, it doesn’t matter then
Yo but now I’m jumping fences
Cuz' I did the same shit with Ku Kux Klan to Trump at the Republican convention
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can catch me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
Whether I tryna relax at the beach
Or practice my Chi
Nigga it doesn’t matter to me!
I STAY READY
Yea — Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won’t ever get the drop on me homie just because
I STAY READY
You can’t get the drop on The Jokerr I’m too swift
I sleep with my eyes pried open with toothpicks
I sleep standing up out standing out in the cold on my stoop grippin'
A shottie big enough to blow a hole through a moose with
I juke quick in-and-out the game as I chose
One second I’m there the next I’m not
I aim to confuse
Every possible public version of my name is a ruse
My available information is so hazy and skewed
I got Niggas in the UK thinking I’m from the states
Got niggas from up North thinking I’m from the A
Got niggas on the West Coast thinking I’m from the East
But I’ll beat you with a atlas for thinking I’m not a beast!
The way that I bless a track
You think I’m the rhyming priest
Say grace and eat rappers at the holy rhyming feast
I chop 'em in half with my giant teeth while I’m holding feet dangeling
vertically — gulpin' em — I told you
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
I could be blowing a stack at the mall
Or scratching my balls
Nigga it doesn’t matter at all!
I STAY READY
Yea — Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY
Look.
The bottom line is you whack, my nigga
You WHACK serious
You teeth are covered in plaque made out of whack-teria
If you a pharaoh they’d bury you in a whack pyramid
Every word that proceeds from your mouth is just whack PERIOD
You seriously just whack in all area —
Lyricism, whack shows, whack merchandise, whack appearances
When you die your funeral will be whack
I’m over ya
I sneeze when I’m next to you
I got whacknaphobia
Listen to The Jokerr brah
I’m thinking like a gopher does
Lift you by the throat and bodyslam you like The Hulk, because!
I got a vendetta to serve
I’m known to to hold a grudge
Fifty thousand volts from the socket
Here — hold this plug
And when it comes to the rhymes, nigga you notice
I’m supercalifragilisticexpi-rhyma-docious
The top gun — you want some top rhyming flow shit
I’m here dick out for Harambe, post it nigga
I STAY READY
You ca-You can catch me walking down the street bitch
You-You can me flossing out my teeth bitch
I STAY READY
I could be catching a fish at the river
Or taking a shit in it
It doesn’t make a difference my nigga!
I STAY READY
Yea — Ready for war ready for blood
I STAY READY
Ready for dirt ready for mud
I STAY READY
Bitch you can aim shoot and empty the slug
But you won’t ever get the drop on me simply because
I STAY READY