| Yo, aight. |
| Yo, aight. |
| Yo, aight. |
| Yo, aight. |
| You think this beat’ll lose respect
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| for me?
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| Go ahead and push the dislike button, because I seriously, honestly,
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| from the bottom of my heart, don’t give a shit
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| ‘My name is the Missing Link and this is how I rap
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| It’s 1991 and I’m skipping on the track
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| Every single bar sounds exactly the same
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| I learned from the Beastie Boys and haven’t seen the change
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| All I really have is an image and a dream
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| I’m a little insecure, so I like to rep my team
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| But my leader is a pussy and he doesn’t wanna drop'
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| Oh man stop
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| You know I drop the kinda shit that makes motherfucker’s heads run
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| Mess with the jester and you’re bound to get your beds rough
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| Thinking i’ma quit because faggots make threats? |
| Nah
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| Its all day with me just exactly as I said
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| And if I wanna keep it going, that’s what it does
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| I’m the prosecuting attorney the jury and the judge
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| I make the call
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| Make it raw
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| Yo about to take the fall
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| You want it? |
| You got it motherfuckers let’s get it on
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| «My name is Claas and I rap really intense
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| I’ve had a bad identity crisis ever since
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| I first realized that I was interracial and hence
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| I try my hardest to fit in with different groups of friends
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| I be like (Hey whaddup nigga) with the ones that are black
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| Then go back to my white friends like (Dude hop on this track)
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| I’m a fucking mistake I don’t know how to act»
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| «Hey Claas at least you can say nigga when you rap
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| It’s okay man I’m white, I don’t even like it
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| Your horrorcore’s Barack Obama I can be your Biden
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| You can get away with saying whatever you want
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| Look at me; |
| I’m a fat ugly suburbanite cunt
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| With a douchebag beard and a stupid fucking name
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| That I ran with because, well nothing better came
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| You could join Chrome Records we got lots of fans. |
| Feel me?
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| Just do some dirt for Grewsum and you’re in» «Oh man really?
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| That’s exactly what I need, I need to be accepted
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| And you look good; |
| my penis just erected»
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| «It's cool we’re all butt buddies over here at Chrome
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| We hang out with the sick fucks and well, when in Rome
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| I mean me and Jimmy Don strap our jimmies on
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| Fuck, pull out, circle jerk and bukake Kenan’s mum when he’s gone
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| We never judge, we accept you as you are
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| We’ll accept your penis too especially when it’s hard,»
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| «Oh my gosh that sounds awesome, what dirt do I gotta do?'
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| Well there’s this rapper the Jokerr your last girlfriend probably knew
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| Who took a shot at Grew, and well before he thought it through
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| Grew announced that he would swing back but never bothered to
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| So now we gotta go to bat, ‘Alright'
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| Write a couple tracks, ‘Yeah'
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| ‘Oh fuck yeah I’m down
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| Let’s get this fucking clown
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| Wait what’s that sound?'
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| Oh shit it’s Grewsum»
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| You’re going up against a one-man army!
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| You like me then you got me I’m the
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| One-man army!
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| Do you really want to rumble with the
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| One-man army!
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| You ain’t breathing if you step up to the
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| One-man army!
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| Hoo! |
| Hoo!
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| So when I scream, «where my soldiers at, all across the land?»
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| I’m the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I’m the
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| One-man army!
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| It looks like
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| One-man army!
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| Do you really want to rumble with the
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| One-man army!
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| You ain’t breathing if you step up to the
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| One-man army!
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| Hoo! |
| Hoo!
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| So when I scream, «where my soldiers at, all across the land,»
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| I’m the only motherfucker who needs to raise his hand ‘cause I’m the
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| One-man army!
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| It looks like
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| One-man army! |